March 2012
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
kdtechnology:
Why the fuck are you calling me and then asking me who the fuck am I?!
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
